Actually, yes it would! That crazy Doc’s thinking he can make some sorta Super Jarate. I keep tellin’ ‘em that it ain’t gonna work, but he never listens! It’s no wonder he lost his medical license.
I’m not wearing a shirt right now, so… I don’t have powers? Sadness……:’C
I can fly and I’m super smart
……my power is blue
I HAVE POWERS OVER SPACE
Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Record of Agarest War. You’re this dude who speaks japanese killing monsters and other people that speak japanese while trying to get in bed with one of three women who speak japanese, and your kids do the same exact thing for five generations, kill, speak, sex
I honestly have no idea mate. Kinda lost. Kinda hungry. Would be nice if i knew where I was going.
I’m stuck in this forest in this weird equine world mate, if you have like, a map or something, please let me have it.
I go down on spitfire, not bad.
I watch Zecora Masturbate
I won’t be able to hold back mounting that flank 0_0
Applebloom gives me a Lap Dance. o_o Um… Cool.
Sexcapade with Discord? The fuck I don’t even. WHY MUST MY BIRTHDAY BE SURROUNDED BY DERPY AND SPITFIRE, THIS IS SO UNCOOL.
I get raped by Carrot Top.
I get nude pics from Sweetie Belle. I’d be concerned if the ponies weren’t CONSTANTLY naked.
I get married to Princess Celesta. So I marry my spirit animal.
Lucky bitch XD
A sexcapade with Daring Doo.
I go down on Discord. ALL OF MY UNWANT
Ah tumblrbot, i see there are still more of you after putting jarate in the production line. Well anyways, on MY planet, I would like to visit Badwater Basin when it isnt full of explosive carts and BLU team potshots trying to shoot me all day. On THIS planet im currently deserted on, I hear there is a place that sells lots of cake and whatnot. I always had a sweet tooth. But first i gotta find my way out of this hellhole forest.
Well i don’t know how i got here, but mates, I’m gonna try to survive out here for as long as i can until my best mate the Soldier comes and rescues me. I lost my best girl (in case you don’t know that was my sniper rifle), but i found this weird rifle that seems to look just like that ol’ jarate dart gun i used once before incinerating it in a fire. But the weird thing about this one is that it launches apples at speeds not even my girl could have shot them at. I’ve killed about 20 different things and I’ve only been here for an hour. Maybe I’ll get used to it. But I found this interesting picture of what seemed to look like a pony, although I’ve never seen prancin show ponies such as these before. In case you want to see the photo, I’ll add it in this post. I also decided to make a tumblr to see if the Soldier knew where I was, hopefully he sees this and will come to my quick rescue. In the meantime, if you want to ask me some questions, I’ll try not to go too harsh on ya.